Before we move forward together, let’s take a few steps back. This blog is taking the place of the former Witness Protection Weekly (WPW), a semi-annual magazine written, edited and published by myself for a period of time leading up to now. Needless to say, it was a lot of work, what with my moving from this place to that place as often as I need to. I’ve found that typing a blog and the instant gratification of one-click-publishing to be considerably easier than pulling a printing press around in a U-Haul (assuming I use a U-haul; maybe that was just a metaphor for something). I’m hoping some of you, my fellow members in The Program, will take care to translate this into the 128 languages I occasioned to print the WPW in (U-Haul rents out an 18—wheeler – you can look it up). If those in our shared predicaments don’t work with each other, who can we work with?
The format of this blog should be familiar to my loyal WPW readers. I’ll print and answer your questions when you need advice, I’ll share my own concerns and anecdotes, and –
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A Little (Just a Little) About Me
There’s so much I’d like to tell you but so little I can. I’ve been a member of the Federal Witness Protection Program for 15 years (or 17 months). The name you see above, while a real name, may or may not describe an actual man or woman (or dog or cat). The name could include the initials of my original identity, but that could, in turn, lead you to two (or ten) questions:1) Would I be that stupid? (or smart?)2) If so, to which identity do the initials refer? The name on my first (or second) birth certificate? The pet name a girl, or boy, gave me back in high school (assuming I went, which doesn’t mean I did)?For reasons I can’t get into, let’s just say if I were to give away any clues as to who I am (still waiting for the first handwriting expert to crack the Times New Roman font) or what I’ve done with my life, my presence here on earth (if that’s, in fact, where I live) would end relatively quickly. Just know you’re reading from someone with experience (or inexperience). Don’t worry (or do). You can (or shouldn't) trust me.
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